My Cousin Vinny in the Windy City

Not Mark Jackson, not Avery Johnson, not the Doug Collins rerun, not Mike D'Antoni. It's Vinny! From 49 Wins in 07 to 48 losses in 08 the Bulls seek ed and found a coach. Armed with a loaded roster and the number 1 pick Vinny Del Negro finds himself at the controls of the Chicago Bulls. Vinny Del Negro leaves the Front office of the Phoenix Suns to be the New Head Coach in Chi-City. We remember Vinny for his pale legs and his silky smooth jump shot down in San Antonio. With no past coaching experience, the Bulls 2 month search for a coach ends with the hiring of Vinny Del Negro. Vinny inherits a Bulls team in disarray a year after there first playoff Series win since the Jordan and Pippen era. This past Summers Kobe Bryant trade rumors and failed contract negotiations with star forward Luol Deng and Ben Gordon. Gordon who turned down five-year extensions worth more than $50 million dollars. All this left the promising Bulls in a early season hole. Followed up by immature behavior from last years first round draft Pick Jokaim Noah, lashing out at coaches. Vinny Del Negro and the Chicago Bulls are on the Clock.

Seperated at Birth

Pau Gasol looks like Big Bird in his Laker Gold. Big Bird Could probably Guard K.G.

So Which One is Gerold Levert and Which one is Jerome Bettis?

Shuan Alexander is Panthro! Thousand Yards! Thousand Yards! HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Lakers vs. Celtics 4 - 1

What's all the Hype about? It's going to be an easy 5 game series for Kobe, Phil and the rest of the Lakers. Come on, do you really, really, really think that this is going to be a close series? Let me began shall we? Who is going to stop Kobe? The Lakers took out the San Antonio Spurs in 5 Games. 5 quick games might I add. The SPURS!!! Not the Hawks, not the "Lebron James Cavaliers", the Defending World Champions. Arguably one of the best Playoff Defensive teams ever. Listen if it boiled down to it the Celtics couldn't beat the Spurs in a 7 game series. Why you ask? The answer is experience! Playoff and FINALS Experience. Something that is lacking in Boston. That's why the Lakers will win swiftly. The Lakers destroyed the Spurs. The Lakers are more athletic then the Celtics. The ability for Odom and Gasol to pull Garnett and Perkins away from the basket open up the lanes to Kobe. Who's going to stop Kobe? Doc Rivers can't out coach Phil Jackson in a 7 game Final Series. That's a given. Phil Jackson is going on 10 NBA Championships. Doc Rivers has as many championships as you and i do. A Big Goose Egg. Next, Derrek Fisher and Kobe have played and won Championships together. This is Ray Allen, Paul Pierce, and KG's first finals. So lets put Championship experience together.
LAKERS: 30 Rings
Phil Jackson: 9 Rings
Asst Coach Frank Hamblen: 6 Rings (3 Chicago 96-98, 3 Lakers 00-03)
Asst Coach Kurt Rambis: 6 Rings (4 Player, 2 coach 01-03)
Asst Coach Brian Shaw: 3 Rings ( 3 Player 00-03)
Kobe: 3 Rings
Fisher: 3 Rings
CELTICS: 3 Rings
Doc Rivers: 0
Asst Coach Tom Thibodeau: 0
Asst Coach Armond Hill: 0
Asst Coach Kevin Eastman: 0
Asst Coach Clifford Ray: 0
K.G.: 0
Ray Allen: 0
Paul Pierce: 0
Sam Cassell: 2
James Possey: 1
30 World Championships combined to the Celtics 3. It's a flat out Joke. Who is going to stop Kobe? The Lakers played in a Western Conference that had a 50 win team not make the playoffs. That same 50 win team would've been the 3 seed in the East. Do we see the disparity? A lot of Celtic fans want to say "Well we beat them twice in the regular season." Right... and that did what for the Patriots. Who's going to stop Kobe? No team the Celtics have played thus far in the playoffs shots the three ball as good as the Lakers. The Lakers lead the playoffs in team 3pt %, and scoring averaging 105 ppg. The Celtics so-called top notch defense will be pushed to the brink, and then it will break. Plus no one on the Celtics could jump a Moving car or jump over a pool full of snakes. Kobe can!
"Gold Bottle Gold Bottle. Puple Baggie, i'm lookin like the Lakers biggest Fan"
What EWE Think?

With a Flip of the Switch. "Flop" Fired.

I Told You So.

Whats next a President With a Right Hook?

Ability to deliver a speech... CHECK!
Ability to Lead... CHECK!
Ability to inspire... CHECK!
Ability to pull up in traffic and drain a jump shot... Check!
Ability to "no look like magic"... DOUBLE CHECK! Obmama can play ball ladies and gentelman.
Obama 08! I said it.
What Do ewe Think?

Big Brown

It's ironic that the horse slated to captures the elusive triple crown has such a boring name. "Big Brown" is a lame name. That's why he might not win. Where are the cool names like "Iron Smile", "Smarty Jones", "Cynicism is easy"? Big Brown sounds generic. See it's different. Some Athletes can handle pressure and some can't. Big Brown is not an athlete nor either are his jockey and trainers. Meaning, that when all this extra media coverage, questions, and scrutiny mount up on the trainers, jockey, and staff. They lose focus and get distracted, leading to bad training, improper decisions. The Triple Crown hasn't been done in 3o years. It is said its a difficult for Still-maturing horses to win three races of varying distances and strategies. As 3-year-old, they get only one chance at it. The five-week time frame in which all 3 races are conducted opens the door to injury. The Belmont is said to be the most difficult of the 3 races. I believe "Big Brown" will be victorious. Not to mention the cocky comments by "Big Brown" trainer concerning the Japanese owned Colt called "Casino Drive".

He said, "He's got no chance of beating our horse." "I'll be in the winner's circle when they get to the quarter pole. That's how I feel. I don't see that this horse can beat him." Whats with the jockey always being some light weight under fed Mexican?

Winner: Casino Drive